Every day of our lives, we wake up to face the effects of General Relativity. Curves and space and time, mass and energy. Gravitational forces and bodies in motion make it tough to make a living.

So what’s a man suppose to do to seek independence from gravity? How about some more bodies in motion? Albert Einstein, who thought about the first stuff a lot, sought out those softer distractions. Ol’ Albert was a ladies man. Consider Bogus Slogan a devoted acolyte of the Professor.

And continuing to speak in relativie generalities, most men look upon the female form and drool. If the men are educated, most of that drool is swallowed. Females encourage this behavior. Their window of opportunity is limited (genectics, food, drugs, age, (remember) gravity…). So for the time that a woman is a 10+, she should wear as little as possible.

Thanks to our Australian friends at Wicked Weasel, Summer attire for the girls is easy to come by. If our climate does remove Winter from the 4 seasons; then clothing our women will be simple.

Sexism? Dude, take a look at the poster. She’s hot!