Some scientists predict our universe will spread apart and dissipate into the black in about 100+ trillion of  years. Planets will dissolve into rocks which will dissolve into molecules which will spill into atoms.  The universe will be so expansive that no atom will ever combine with another atom. 

But a few billions years from now the Milky Way Galaxy will collide with the Andromeda Galaxy and Earth will tag along for the ride.  If our planet survives, then in a few more billions of years our sun will expand and embrace the Earth with unfriendly heat and radiation.  

So get your jam on, you are running out of time.

But what if humankind unlocked the unknown of Dark Matter and Dark Energy.  Uncovering a conspiracy of universal time and place. . . perhaps then Bogus Slogan could play to a bigger audience.